mohnjulaney:

mrs-poz-piggy:

Model UN

HELLO???

lovetechnique:

daydreaming about the controversial statements i would make as a moderately famous musician during interviews with pitchfork

vvorldwideweb:

spongebobssquarepants:

onlytwitterpics:

masonelliott:

blackcoffee-brittlebones:

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

Can some one please link me to the text post where the guy was talking about how some dude did at home pe and he filled out his form as masturbation and as long as his mom signed off on it it was valid plz I’m tryna prove it exists

shakespork:

guardianofscrewingup:

sloppystyle:

bug boys

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug…”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

iguanamouth:

when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist

sailortsaardonic:

frqp:

0rdi:

If I saw Grimes or Elon Musk in public I’d attack them.

if i saw their baby.. well… call me tarrare 😂

Bro???

punnysher:

viralthings:

Al Yankovic’s Album on Sale next to Michael Jackson’s.

Jojo Stand Names vs Crunchyroll subs

rageclit:

pizzaback:

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

quality marine philosophy discourse

mitski-miyawakis:

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

halorvic:

Found this little guy in the dishwasher

foxyclock:

smallrat36wagon:

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

marshmallowsweetheart:

matthew grey gubler’s tweet about having one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate is way funnier when you realize he was doing criminal minds at the same time he was voicing simon from alvin and the chipmunks

lesbiancarlgrimes:

undisclosed moodboard